arcticmonkies:

who even came up with the idea that people have to shave their body hair and wear makeup and change their eyebrows and be a certain weight and wear certain clothes life is so dumb stop the world i want off

royalteens:

are you a magician because abracadayum

africans:

how do i tell my cat she’s adopted

(Source: cowboybeboop)

alexandmileshadsex:

world history is basically just europe pulling a bunch of dick moves on the rest of the world